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“Found” by Danil Shunkov

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mangobiscuits:

haaaaaaaa

i have never laughed so hard before.

ugly laughing.

Dont you think its funny that on the kangaroo one the guy on the left manages to keep his food and continue eating

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life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

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In case you missed it, our latest After Hours!

The Horrifying Truth About Life Inside of Movie Musicals


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“ It’s the disconnect of being trained since birth to look a certain way, only to have dudes turn around and go, “Don’t you know we hate all that stuff on your face?” Like it was our idea! Like women collectively woke up one day and thought, “Wouldn’t it be awesome to slap a bunch of chemicals and dyes on our faces every morning from now on?”
We’ve got a multi-billion dollar industry doing their best to remind us daily that we need what they’re selling, so don’t act all befuddled about where we got the idea that we looked better this way. Plus, it’s not like men don’t still expect us to look beautiful. They just don’t want us cheating with cosmetics. Hope your face is naturally flawless!
And while we’re talking, don’t you ladies know how annoying it is that you’re all hung up on your weight? Sure, we expect you to have a great body. But don’t be one of those lame girls who orders salads on a date. We like to see you eat!
Most of the time, when men say they prefer “natural beauty,” they don’t mean that they’re ready for us to start leaving the house the way we roll out of bed in the morning. They mean that they want us to look perfect without appearing to try.
Basically, it’s a trap.

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photojojo: For the first time ever, we have a complete picture of the planet Mercury. Scientists used thousands of images captured over a period of years to piece together this mesmerizing 360 degree view of the planet. Incredible 360 Degree View of the Planet Mercury via Chase Jarvis

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For the first time ever, we have a complete picture of the planet Mercury. Scientists used thousands of images captured over a period of years to piece together this mesmerizing 360 degree view of the planet.

Incredible 360 Degree View of the Planet Mercury

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OMG Facts *official tumblr*: A group of journalists formed a secret society whose only purpose was to make references to an 'occult hand' whenever...

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A group of journalists formed a secret society whose only purpose was to make references to an ‘occult hand’ whenever possible!

This is what happens when you put a bunch of drunk journalists together late at night. In 1965, Joseph Flanders, wrote regarding a farmer who was shot by his own…


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“ But perhaps God is strong enough to exult in monotony. It is possible that God says every morning, ‘Do it again’ to the sun; and every evening, ‘Do it again’ to the moon. It may not be automatic monotony that makes all daisies alike; it may be that God makes every daisy separately, but has never gotten tired of making them. It may be that He has the eternal appetite of infancy; for we have sinned and grown old, and our Father is younger than we. G.K. Chesterton (via jspark3000)

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